tAlKING wITH dOGs

Nita As a puppy

My girl now.. almost all grown up

Yep I sure can.. just want to proove the point, as all my friends officially think i am mad. but I can, I guess a dog is like a child. When your child is first born, it does not speak but you still know the basic commands and understand the basic wants and needs.

Its much the same with animals, particularly dogs. Not so much for cats, as my cat could not care less if i speak to him or not, all he wants is food and his kitty litter changed and if its not dont on time, he sits by my feet staring at me with that same stare your mother had given you when you did a lame ass job.

Dogs on the other hand, wear their heart on their sleeve......well if they had one... maybe more on their paw... What i mean is, you can tell when they are up to no good and they also know when they are in trouble and sometimes if you lucky, you get a dog a little like mine that has full on conversations with you.

Sometimes its actually a little disturbing knowing the only intelligent conversation i will get all day is from a dog..

so Woof!

Do you want to be turned into a demon/zombie for a Zombie Photo shop tutorial?

Yes I am planning on doing a tutorial. I know there are a million and one tutorials online and why should i turn my blog into a tutorial thing. I don't really plan too..

But I figured this tutorial will be fun and I really love how the pic came out so I wanted to share.

So check out Zombie Apocalypse at www.trashbaggery.com (the image above)

That main header image is the one I designed. Before designing it I had looked and looked for good zombie tutorials and didn't come accross any that really emphasized what I wanted.

So I figured I would just design one myself. After I did the photo, I decided that maybe some other loser just like me was struggling for a zombie slash demon slash whatever tutorial and couldnt find one.

Anyway, I will post the tutorial soon, I just have to write it up.. but I thought It would be fun, instead of using the same original image I used, to instead turn one of you into a zombie.

If your interested, you need to send me a Hi-res photo of yourself, name and email and out of all the ones i get, i will choose the best one for my tutorial.

All submissions can be sent to me via, comments to this post (with link to image), Trashbaggery.com contact form, or sent to this email below:

I will take submissions till 4th of June. Cant wait to see your pics.

Once i am done, I will give you a version of the pic so you can use for personal and private use only. (Yes you can post it on facebook etc. I mean, no commercial use of image without prior written authorization from me.. )

By submitting your pic, you are giving me and cordiervoodoo.com permission to manipulate the image and publish it publicly on our network. If you are unsure of anything, please leave a comment below with your questions prior to submitting your photos.

What if you don't like the pic? then I am sorry .. :)

Pananias most interesting moment in history

In the little old town of Panania, nothing much ever happens. So when something does happen, its big News!!.. And I mean big.

I think the Council has bagged some new tricks to get people to go to the library, by using the fountain in front of the library and filling it with soap...Oh, It wasn't the council??

Well it would have been cool if it was.

Anyway the funny thing was, the library, that the majority of people walk past every single day without looking twice nor even once at, seemed to attract alot of locals today.

Maybe this will make books cool again or something. Probably not.

It was funny seeing locals just like moi, run around, dish out the phone cameras and take candid shots with the soapy fountain.

Well done Pananians!!!!!. Who ever was the genius who put the soap in, you rock!!

I declare that This day will now go down in history as "Panania's one and only Soapy Library Fountain for the Illiterate day". Where we all sit around the soapy fountain and tell old tales to eachother while sipping on chai tea lattes from the Gloria Jeans accross the road. It is the one day of the year, where you are allowed to stand next to the soapy fountain and pose like an asian. *Bubble fish face peace pose* ( try sayn that three times fast.. i dare ya!!)

Here are some candid shots, as yes I am a true local and I also stood around like a mook taking pics with the soapy fountain.

Woot! made my day.. The fun part was when the soap suds started blowing away and was slowly turning Panania to a soapy city.

Toggle It WordPress Plugin

Ok so I have had this idea for a long time now, and finally got it done.


Price: $7 - click here to purchase. After purchasing you will be redirected back to download page. Your download will be available for 24 hours.

Your purchase gives you the license to use this product on a single domain.

So what does it do?
It Creates a Toggle function, for those extra bits of information in your posts. Great for Review sites, and you want to add all the legals but dont want to make you post soooo long.

Installation?
Easy, either upload the files to your plugins directory or use your wordpress admin, click plugins, click add new, select the zip file and upload.
Once uploaded you will need to activate it.

Customization?
You can set all your colors, fonts, sizes and features in the Toggle It page. Link will be found in your admin under the Tools category.
If you have any questions, you can check out the little help icon (Wordpress has a default help icon on the top right corner, Click it and it will expand the help section. )

Further Help?
Zip file also contains help documentation on how to use the plugin and how to further customize the plugin.

Usage?
Simple, you simply add the following code to any of your wordpress posts or pages.

[mytoggle title="whatever you want the title to be"]
<--- all the content will go here that you want toggled. The toggle open and close button will be the actual title. [/mytoggle]

Updates?
Keep checking back to this blog for any updates, I will also be emailing everyone that purchases the plugin when any changes are made. within the email you will also receive a link where you can download the updated plugin.

Future features?
* Toggle button in wordpress editor, to make it easier to implement in posts and pages.
* Add multiple toggles.
* Add Toggles to side bar.

Demo

http://myebookvault.com/b/reviews-3/toggle-it-demo/1473

To purchase: http://cordiervoodoo.com/buy/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=1

dorky supa nova.. cant wait!!

ok so shoot me, it happens once a year and you better believe i die all year round till it comes back again..

its my one and only day of true freedom, the day i can be a total kid and dress up however i want..

So what da hell do i wear this year??????????????????? last year i went as Selene from underworld which was alot of fun. got heaps of photos taken etc ..

So any suggestions, need to come up with something original. I hate getting there and seeing a million and one people dressed like me .. and skinnier ..

brain, dont fail me now!!!!!!

Glasses .. bumm

Ok officially declared, I am a dork. I must wear glasses all the time. Its my own stoooopid fault. As per usual, I dont ever listen and I think if I pretend its not there, that it will go away.

Soooo, the story goes, I got reading glasses 2 years ago, to only use when on the computer. eyes were apparently not that bad, just straining a little when on the computer.

Soooooo I wore them for like 7 months.. which for me is like a record. I did well.. but not well enough.. Its been about a year and a half since I last wore them and i was having a few eye strain moments.

I got my reminder to get my eyes checked, so I figured I should do it.

Well my stupid dumb ass, just got pwnd and told that I have to wear glasses always now, and now the glasses are double the strength i originally had.

So its like $450 dollars for new glasses.. I wonder how much laser eye surgery is lol ..

I mean i know i am a techhead and totally into dorky random facts and dress like a half mutated nerd who has been sent to purgatory for half her life time.. but dude... serious.. do i have to wear glasses to emphasize the point.. We get it, I sux at dedication and doing what I'm told, but seriously.... GLASSES??? couldnt you like slap me on the wrist and tell me not to do it again?

BTW Mr Optometrist.. you sux!